i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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