are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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