Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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