K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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