Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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