Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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