As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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