I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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