the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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