Whod you bang
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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