do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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