Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
COCAINE IS GR8
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
