Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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