When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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