soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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