we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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