Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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