***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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