suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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