The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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