The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
