She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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