i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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