pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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