all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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