WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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