check it out our google latitudes are spooning
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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