Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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