its not stalking. its research.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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