Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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