There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
