all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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