I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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