Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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