Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
