it's like iHOP with fire
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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