no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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