Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
well you can't waste a boner
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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