she looked like the before picture.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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