I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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