if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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