So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The Olympian is in my bed
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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