WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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