I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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