pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Come see our sink grown plant.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He? As in you personified your dick?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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