well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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