i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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