How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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