Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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