i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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