Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I came so hard my ears popped.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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