so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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